I am getting old, VERY old
Other than having a birthday last week, I really feel like I am getting closer and closer to geezer status….the inevitable feeling that time is running out is becoming clearer by the day.
REASON: my recent trip home.
BACKGROUND:
- I NEVER, ever, ever, ever, ever sleep on a flight
- I am never cold, EVAH!
- I am on vacation when I start my flight…very patient…nothing hits me..
PROOF:
On my longest flight, Sao Paulo-NYC I sat next to this old, fat canadian dude. I asked him if he was going to sleep a lot cause I usually don’t and I wanted to switch spots with him (I like the aisle seat better, I am tall, so its better to stretch out).
The bitch said no and that pissed me off. I blew up internally….As a revenge I got some pillows, stashed them up against the window, got a pile of blankets, build myself a fucking fort and PASSED OUT. Thats right! I forced myself to sleep!!!! I was so proud of myself…
I remember watching two movies on the flight, but the remaining 6 hours were a blur and the old fart stayed awake the whole time…take that douche!
Now, if you remember, I am scared to death of flying and sleeping seems to work very well as a calming agent! I am definately(sp?) conquering my fear or just GETTING OLD.
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- 1.12.08 / 7am
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