Looks Like John Edwards MOST LIKELY Wont Be V.P.

I just have a feeling.

Remember nearly a year ago when John Edwards formally announced that he was making a run for the presidency? A lot of people were ready to embrace the populist democratic, however there were scores of others expressing their misgivings given the timing since his wife of thirty years was just diagnosed with a severe if not unrecoverable form of cancer.

John publicly expressed that he had given it a lot of thought and that both he and his wife agreed that this was in their best interest as well as the nation’s best interest to move forward.

Almost brings a tear to the eye, doesn’t it.

Well many months have now passed. John didn’t secure the democratic nomination and unfortunately his wife will most likely lose her battle with cancer. Absolutely sucks.

But that’s not the end of it.

It turns out that while out on the stump, John was, well what do you know…repeatedly having sex with one of his female staffers.

Way to go Johnnie-Boy!  You did us proud.

And what’s even better is that the next generation of Monica is preg-o.

Yipee!

Edwards finally admitted the affair to me today…or to the AP wire. Whatever. Details. But he firmly denied that the baby inside her belly was his.

He was quoted as saying, “It looks nothing like me!”

Alright not quite accurate either, but he denies he’s the father even though no paternity test has been used.

Damn that would be quite a skill to have. To know who’s the father without a paternity test. Forget douchebag Maury. We could just have pregnant women come to John and he can wipe his hand over their bellies and tell them who the father is.

Way to go John. We’re all proud of you. Especially you’re kids.

BN


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