Prophet Yahweh

Sorry to do this to you JH but more UFO shit.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=778674

Pretty crazy.

You know, but also pretty familiar.

Hmm…

Yep. You know I think I’ve seen this trick before. And if memory serves I do believe I know how to pull off this stunt.

First off, you need a flashlight.

Preferably one w/ a reversed saucer shaped image connected to the end of it. Then a spooky whistle. Yeah, no wait, you need a bashed up lip or something. And five other siblings. No two other actual siblings, and three step siblings. And a housekeeper. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Then a news reporter like the one is this video to come out to witness it.

Flash the light. Blow the spooky whistle. And ‘wallah’. One U.F.O.

I guess if I give it a go I could call myself Prophet Earclops. I don’t know. I’ll sleep on it.

BN

*Hell, you know that reporter looks an awful lot like a grown up Michael Lookinland. Man I sure hope its not him. It would be kind of heartbreaking to think that he still hadn’t figured it out.


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