Well It’s Official Folks…BN’s Got A New Girlfriend

First off, that dude’s not her ex so don’t judge.

But, yep. Damn, I did it again.

It’s been brewing for some time now, but I didn’t want to officially put it out there until I was sure I wanted to put the weight of ‘girlfriend’ on this budding relationship. Cause shit once one crosses that line, a breakup is required to recross it in the other direction and God knows I don’t want to go down that road again. Too many headaches. Too many hurt feelings.

And as I’ve said before…or earlier rather, I was not going to carelessly play around with love anymore. And I’m not. At least I hope I’m not. But sometimes it is unavoidable, and when it’s unavoidable you don’t avoid it, even if the timing isn’t excellent. And heaven knows it isn’t. But what are you going to do? I’m moving forward. But I’m moving forward cautiously.

So ladies and gentlemen…without further ado, let me introduce you to my little partner in crime…

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Yeah, that’s not her.

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Come on now. That’s not a BN type a girlfriend. Fake tits and a Corona? Shame on you.

But by the way, how blinded is this guy by this girls boobs (as are we for that matter)? He can’t even bring himself to show his silver reflective eyes towards the camera.

But my actual honey….

Who is very much my type…

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Kara Goucher.

Isn’t she a stunning little package? Little did I know that she had a great personality to go along w/it.

So… I’m pretty optimistic about this one. I’m not taking it too fast this time. No moving in together right away or anything. I think I’ve finally learned that lesson. Backward steps are always brutal and typically non-recoverable.

And a good sign, I think, my eyes are wide open this time in moving forward. Not just cruising around in the ‘honeymoon’ daze neglecting the little tells, the signs of things I might not like down the line. Cause as perfect as my little Goucher looks, well folks she ain’t. She’s damn near close, but she does have a few minor faults.

And you know, I don’t want to be a dick about it by pointing one of these out, but for the sake of supporting my previous point (and the fact she wont be reading this since we respect one another’s space) I offer this little quark:

Fidelity.

She’s not so good at it. Yes she’s a prospective Olympic champion. Yes her body is as hard as nails. Yes, her personality is seemingly perfectly compatible with mine…

But she wont stop cheating on me with her husband.

But it’s all good. We’ll figure it out in time. We work well like that together. You should see us. It’s really something. So wish us luck. I for one am really happy for us. I hope you are too.

BN

*Damn Gollum, let your precious breathe….though I hardly blame you.


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