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Dude good job. Now we’re most likely going to have Scientologists shutting down Earclops before it runs it’s natural course. Oh well, bring it on Xenu mother fucker!
Have you been watching the news lately regarding all the UFO shit? Apparently the British just released a decades worth of previous top secret UFO shit for whatever reason, which cites examples of crazy unexplainable phenomenon. And this came on the heals of Vatican just announcing that believing in UFO’s and life outside our planet is now not considered blasphemy or against the religion or whatever. I don’t know. Maybe Scientology was right all along.
I’m sorry Xenu please forgive my ignorance…I offer you JH as a symbol of my respect and devotion.
I have not. You know how scared I am of aliens, I shit my pants just talking about it.
Anycase, XENU, I offer BN as a prize, please take him instead of me.
Dude, you remember when we went down to the scientology center? All dressed up in fucking suits. I need to look that picture up, I have it. Remember when we walked in and saw a magazine with a volcano and aliens exploding out of it…. we almost lost it there and ALMOST ruined our experiment… oh my God that was a funny day
That was funny shit. I am serious about the Britain thing. It was on Larry King last night as well. They were all kind of scratching their heads wondering why England released all this stuff, and how it coincides w/ the Vatican taking this new position. Something seems to be brewing. Very odd.
And to specify, since I just re-read my previous comment… it was the British Government that is releasing this stuff, not some crack-pot agency.
Maybe I should just up and offer myself to XENU. I fear the offense you’d bring w/ your foul smelling gas.
plus you are a social worker….. 
How dare you
i know, I might pay for that sin.. remember that line BN? Remember how you made me feel guilty…. calling out the “pug” and making fun of people
Dude, which reminds me. DN, a fellow social worker fatality…he’s already wised up and is going after his MBA…Anyways, his ex-wife will be in the June issue of Playboy. I appreciate a man who let’s me know when and where I can stare at his ex’s naked body 
What are we all about? Who knows? Who cares? It’s too soon to say. We are a slow brewing stew and have just set the proper heat under the stove. We have yet to add bits of carrot and celery and whatever Brazilian bullshit my counterpart would add to a stew. It will take time. Care, whimsy, procrastination, will all be added. Wrong ingredients will surely be added as well, but it is all ok. It’s a process. We will figure it all out in time and hopefully serve up something nourishing and if all goes right, delicious. In the meantime, let’s agree not to worry about, About.
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